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Friday, March 05, 2004
True story as overheard recently in a booze bus by a friend: Officer: I’m afraid you are over the legal limit, you are going to loose your license. Drink Driver: Loose my license? But I need to drive to work. You can’t do this! What am I going to do with my car? Officer: You could sell it. DD: I can’t sell it, its not road worthy. (Great thing to say when you’ve just been pulled over for drink driving….) DD finished the interview and then proceeded to combat roll out of the booze bus…. A different friend has recently found work with the family of an internationally renowned actor. I'm not going to print her name here because I know she'd get mad, but I am green with envy.... |